ellaajay:

Sarge!

miss-understoodxo:

Puppies & Boobs, who can resist this? Haha❤️

miss-understoodxo:

Puppies & Boobs, who can resist this? Haha❤️

awwww-cute:

They have learned that the lady at the ferry ticket booth occasionally has treats

awwww-cute:

They have learned that the lady at the ferry ticket booth occasionally has treats

waydurie:

Me: This is the man I have chosen to love.

Mother: But the bible said Adam and Eve, not a geek and a dweeb.

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pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.

pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

turningpoint2:

{Troy Grover}

turningpoint2:

{Troy Grover}